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Title  Comedy/Role-playing
Author  Alexander Pisani
Submitted / Updated  10-01-2002 / 10-01-2002
Category  Dramatic
Gameplay Length  8 ( Big bug rewarding module)
Number Players  based for single player, but doesn't matter
Language  English
Level Range  lvl 1, JUST DO IT!
Tricks & Traps  Light
Roleplay  Heavy
Hack & Slash  Light
Classes  Fighter are basically the most useful guys
Scope  Epic
DMNeeded  No DM Required
Single or Multiplayer  Single Player
Max Character Level  01
Max # Players  Any
Min # Players  Any
Min Character Level  01
Content Rating  Mature
Alignments  Who gives a damn
Description
This module is a massive comedy about a very ugly baby with a face that threatenes even the gods of teh forgotten realms. It all started on a cold winters night, when Lewis 'the ugliest of the half-orcs' entered tha barn where the innocent cat vomit lay. After taking advantage of vomit the Result was Morbo the Ugliest baby alive. It is your job to try and destroy Morbo once and for all.

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NameTypeSizeDownloads
Mount_Morbo.zipMount_Morbo.zip
Submitted: 10-01-2002 / Last Updated: 10-01-2002
zip1.5Mb2133
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Posted by Superrpgman at 2010-05-25 04:08:56    Voted 8.50 on 05/25/10
Oh, and btw, about the whole killing a kid thing.

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You don't kill a single child in this game. You go through time and kill him when he's a 100 year old full grown half-orc.

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Posted by Superrpgman at 2010-05-25 04:06:59    Voted 8.50 on 05/25/10
Holy cow! This is not only the one of the most underrated module out there, I'd also say that of the whole 7ish modules I've finished, yours has got to be the best one I've played thus far. While not laugh out loud funny, it certainly was funny nontheless, and I was constantly never able to guess what I was going to run into next the whole time I played this.

My only regret is the fact that this was your only module, especially since you left this open to a sequel. Shame really.

Oh, and I wrote down what I considered to be the funniest part of the game. Here it is:

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Hard Wender: Help me, I'm blind, cold, and very hungry. If I don't get some food very quickly I will die of starvation! DO you have any food I can eat?

Me: Yes, here have this! *gives him piece of dead man meat*

Hard: *Munch* Thanks, but I'm still hungry. Do you have any other food?

Me: Have this piece of beef *gives him the gnomes brain*

Hard: *chews and swallows* A little rubbery, thank you very much. Urgh, I am still hungry. Have any more food?

Me: take this meat ball *gives him kahnee's eye*

Hard: Yum, thank you. That was the nicest meatball I have ever eaten, but I am still very hungry. Do you have anymore food?

Me: Yes, you can have this as well. *give him old tom's ear*

Hard: Thank you kind sir, I am feeling much better now. But maybe...maybe just one more piece of food...please. may I have just one more piece of food?

me: Well OK but this is my last peice of food. Are you sure you want it?

Hard: Yes please I am starving.

Me: Ok here you go. *hands baby morbo to the man**

Hard: *sinks his teeth into morbo's face, then a horrid expression sweeps over his face***

Me: What's wrong

Hard: Noooooo! You have taken my souls and thrown it into an abyss of fire! My very existence has been questioned b y the devil himself! That was no food, it was the dreaded baby Morbo! I have heard about the terror he will bring, the prosthesis fore-told by his arrival.

Me: Well I am sorry...

Hard: Kill me *he attacked me and I killed him*

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Posted by Dreadator ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2004-07-02 02:57:00    
Dude, what can I say, its not often you find a really laugh out loud mod but this one had me roarin. you are one sick puppy. keep up the good work. By the way my gf says that there are girls out there who find this stuff amusin too so the male biased dialogue for my female pc was a bit weird but wtf. If you have a sense of humour you gotta download this mod.

Posted by Dreadator ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2004-07-02 02:56:00    
Dude, what can I say, its not often you find a really laugh out loud mod but this one had me roarin. you are one sick puppy. keep up the good work. By the way my gf says that there are girls out there who find this stuff amusin too so the male biased dialogue for my female pc was a bit weird but wtf. If you have a sense of humour you gotta download this mod.

Posted by booro ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2003-06-12 17:19:00    
this module is not bad but it is gross

Posted by bts ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2003-05-11 07:01:00    
on some reflection I can actually see why people would take offense to this, the humour is very 'in your face', and in some ways the constant string of dirty jokes can get a bit boring, but then again if you don't like something just quit the mod.

Posted by bigtimespaghetti ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2003-05-10 07:16:00    
sure killing children 'in real life' isn't funny, but sheesh its a bloody game. Pretty funny dude, good laugh. Even better when people get outa their pram about it... hurhurhur.. That was a pune or play on words.
oh and NRF, more than two exclamation marks? 5? A sure sign of a diseased mind ;)

Posted by chh ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2003-03-01 01:41:00    
I felt this was a very entertaining module, but I guess not
everyone have the same taste. But I need help because I'm
stuck at 1 part of it.

*mini-spoiler*

I got to the insanity caves and there was 1 gate that
required a specific key to unlock, which I could not find
anywhere. Could someone out there please tell me where to
find it?
Thanks.

Posted by some guy ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2003-02-26 16:06:00    
pretty funny

Posted by trevsnake ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2002-11-19 22:26:00    
I wouldn't go as far to say +blocked+ing awwsome, but it was
pretty funny, the killing the kid thing is alittle weird
though. Maybe you could try daycare or something?

Posted by Mark ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2002-11-19 22:23:00    

heh, I played it and thought it was +blocked+ing awesome. keep
up the good work man !

Posted by THE CREATOR ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2002-11-19 22:19:00    
Yep yep yep alot of negitive feed back, it wasn't meant to
be uploaded onto NWvault it was more a module designed at
ripping off a friends character called Morbo. I guess some
dumbarses like that someone guy didn't bother reading the
description cause he was too busy slappin' his meat, the
wanker. The mod was basically chucked together sorta thing
so it has some faults, but it's not that bad you retarded
donkey rooting pooh feasting loser. I HOPE YOU DIE!
That goes for all of you! hahahahahah just kidding, I
SERIOUSLY SAID DON'T TAKE THIS MOD SERIOUSLY AND I MEANT
IT. I just wish some people weren't so freaking dumb, that
way I wouldn't have to write this stupid post. *sighs*

Those of you who haven't played it, PLAY IT! it's not that
bad I mean it's 15,000 words. that's a hell of alot dammit!

Posted by Morbo ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2002-11-19 17:23:00    
This module is GREAT!!

Posted by Anonymous ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2002-11-11 09:39:00    
Kill Children for fun...oookay...you little man are a sick
JackAss that deserves the death penalty

Posted by NRF_War_Dragon ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2002-10-29 13:33:00    

Kill children for FUN!!!!!That's no fun for me!!!
Man, when i encountered the baby killer in NWN he didn't
said a word, he was immediatly killed(no dialogue just
sword talk)

Posted by MrMoot ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2002-10-15 19:32:00    
wow, an ugly baby, with a half-orc father and cat vomit for
a mother.

A juvenile storyline, trying-way-too-hard style "humor",
and a horde of spelling errors. Not the best module out
there (probably the worst on NWvault).

Posted by Someone ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2002-10-09 09:50:00    
Dramatic, Humorous-Parody?
More like a tragedy in module making!!!

I'm sorry, but this module is little more than a globule of
bloody sputem floating a crap filled toilet bowl. It is in
NO WAY funny nor witty. The maker of this garbage must be
ten years young and mentally challenged. If you want to
waste your afternoon playing a mindless piece of sewage,
download this module.

JESUS CHRIST! I can fart better things than this!

Posted by Human ( ..xxx.xxx ) at 2002-10-02 22:12:00    
Killing children? For fun? How is that fun? Not for me. Not
for anyone I want to know.

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