PHoD Rubbish Penguins

Hordes of Giant Mutant Penguins. Nauseatingly stupid ones.

This may very probably be the most Utterly Worthless and Stupidly Useless Custom Content EVER created for NWN. In my defence, all I can say is that it's not my fault. I never wanted to do this garbage; I was coerced by the evil forces of Twisted Oppressordom to create piles of Rubbery Freak Penguins against my will. Those responsible for this heinous misuse of my dismally inept so-called talents know who they are. Posterity will know where to lay the blame. Examine the relevant threads on BioWare's NWN Forums for proof.

So, having been pressganged by noxious means, I set myself just ONE DAY to create a Rubbish Penguin Hak. This then is the result of possibly the most futile 24 hours of my life... and, yes, it is worrying that I felt it necessary to say "possibly"... Legions of Ultimate Sumo Evil Cursed Nuclear Freak Insane Heavy Clown Astronaut Mutant Zombie Death Doom Horror Possessed Toxic Radioactive Cannibal Slime Terror Ugly Abominable Killer Apocalypse Spleen Penguins from Outer Space!

Please pretend I never did this.

These pathetically pointless rubbery honkers are completely rubbish and cannot be used in any even vaguely sensible Module without bringing its credibility crashing down around its ears and thus serve precisely no useful purpose whatsoever to anyone who isn't dribblingly insane. All these farcical feathery travesties are approximately six feet tall, just to make them even more ludicrous, except for Pengzilla which, obviously, towers mightily at stupidly unfeasible proportions in order to be heinously inconvenient.

You get:- Insane Heavy Clown Penguin, the Penguin Reaper, Pengzilla, PenguiKnight, Penglek, Disgustingly Mutated Penguin and a "normal" Giant Penguin. Plus the pointless DeathPenguin Statue and very stupid Penguin Totem Pole. That and trying to do something, anything to make the attack distances and so forth slightly less rubbishly insane, testing, taking of screenshots, was all I had time for in one day and I'm certainly not about to do anything more with rubbery Penguins now. I don't ever want to so much as hear the word Penguin ever again unless it is used in conjunction with the phrase "being eaten into tiny pieces by a vengeful and embittered Leopard Seal" which is clearly what the filthy things deserve.

(Also available on this Vault by the miracle of resurrecting pointless old drek that should have been left buried, fossilized vintage PHoD Undead Penguin in the Undead Animals 3 Hak and a Mechanical Penguin in the PHoD Mechanical Animals Hak for all those who just can't have enough Rubbish Penguins... And those ones weren't my fault either).