PHoD Psycho Vixen Attire

Outrageous and Highly Impractical Clothing for Throughly Maladjusted Girls - from the same Sinister Forces that brought you Undead Animals and Spleen Creatures and all sorts of other Uncouth Horrors...

"ANTI UNDEAD ANIMAL GEAR Incorporated", the first Fashion House to cater specifically for the kind of woman who thinks charging into battle against a rampaging horde of Evil Killer Mutant Nuclear Freak Undead Zombie Heavy Clown Apocalypse Weirdo Monster Toads whilst wearing a skimpy French Maid outfit is a perfectly normal and sensible practice, presents... um... stuff.

YES! Now all you sociopathic females can push your enemies' unsightly faces in with STYLE! Just like Fifi... ouch... Don't start with the throwing Undead Animal parts at me... or any El Freako Wombats either. Don't think I can't see you lurking there with that El Freako Wombat behind your back. You can hardly expect me to explain this Hak to everyone with an El Freako Wombat on my head, can you, my dear?
I apologize for Fifi; she's strange.

Apparently, I have just been informed, so am I. But I still don't want to be thrown El Freako Wombats at, thank you very much... So, moving quickly on...

What is this latest rabidly insane drivel from PHoD?

As you have already likely gleaned from the overtly obvious screenshots, this Hak is the long-awaited (by someone, somewhere) release of the patently mad alleged, so-called clothing that has previously been espied in all manner of other screenshots for earlier PHoD releases, usually with an annoyed Demoness wearing it whilst knocking the stuffing out of some Undead Whatsit Thing...

For some unaccountable reason that I cannot fathom, not that I've really bothered trying, I have received a large number of requests from Community Members asking for the oh-so-deranged articles of highly dubious sartorial worth to be released unto them that, lo, may they not wear them and thus, as is written in the fourth book of St. Solomon the Pig Taunter, look highly reprobate in the divine sight of the Holy Mad Raccoon Monster of McGillicuddy's Pile... or some loony thing that looks uncommonly like it anyway.
(Apologies to those who e-mailed and failed to get a reply but a weirdo computer mush-out deleted the generic reply I had lovingly crafted and took the intended recipients with it - another reason I expedited the production of this Hak).
Finally prodded with a sharp stick by certain persons of the feminine persuasion (other than Fifi, for once) I have taken advantage of a few days of free time (or rather, time that would have been free if I hadn't been slaving away at this nonsense, he muttered darkly) and have finally cobbled together a Hak of some slovenly description.

This 11MB Collection (which compressed remarkably well) comprises a diverse assortment of rubbish PHoD attire virtually none of which is in any way sane, particularly likely, modest or even liable to keep anyone warm. There's more than just what's in the screenshots.
Many of the so-called outfits appear to exist in blatant contravention of gravity and a wide assortment of the laws of physics... so you will just have to accept the moderately implausible theory that they are imbued with some sort of ill-explained arcane powers that keep them from falling off... for all that some of them resemble some of the home-made bizarrerie in Fifi's wardrobe (which is actually one of my Daleks)...

As well as several familiar "Demoness" outfits, you will also find a number of never-previously-seen stupidities and a scattering of Fifi's perplexingly ceaseless and deluded efforts (for reasons I still fail to entirely grasp) to perfect a loony skimpy French Maid outfit for NWN.

These have previously only been utilized for my eight foot tall "Demoness" phenotype (though not the French Maid outfits, I hasten to add) but were available in "Human" form since the Toolset uses that as default thus making it necessary.
As anyone in any way observant will long since have noticed, I use a different chest model for my Psycho Vixens which is much nicer than the standard "BioWare Madonna Pointy Bra" type thing. I originally got this model from a friend who found it in a nameless compilation of stuff given her by someone else again so I have no idea who created it in the first place, I'm afraid. It's a high-poly model but I've never noticed the slightest ill effect in-game. However, it is advisable to scroll through the chest options in the Toolset just a little slower than you might as it can cause just a fraction of a second's delay and thus you might miss one or two... Oh! The horror!
The fact that it's a different shape to the BioWare model doesn't bother me since my PCs utilize it exclusively and I never intended releasing any of this stuff until surrendering to the demands of armed fanatics in miniskirts. Fortunately, Fifi was there to defend me... at least... I think it was fortunate...
For anyone still wishing to use standard models as well as these for outfits on the same character, just be aware that you will find her bust changes size and shape when she changes her clothes which is a somewhat biologically unlikely sort of thing really... and no, I don't want to hear any more arguments about Wonderbras either, thank you.

A further murky, gelatinous side-effect of this model being different is that it maps textures differently meaning that a texture that works fine on a standard BioWare chest will look somewhat different on this one, often with highly rubbish results. I therefore couldn't adapt my textures to other Phenotypes as I only had custom models for the Human and my Demoness (which isn't included here).
However, I made strange, pathetic whining noises at the same friend who originally gave me the model and she dug about in old files and, you will all be delighted to hear, located a matching custom busty Elf model. Thus I spent yet more millions of years adapting everything in this Hak so that now it is all available to you for both Human and Elf phenotypes.
So after all that additional work, all I can say is there'd better be someone out there who wants a demented, busty Elf with a penchant for ridiculous fashions, because you're getting one whether you want one or not.
Despite occasional texture foibles, these are much nicer models than BioWare's "twin scale models of the Pyramid of Cheops on your chest" look and I make no apologies for using them. You'll just have to sort out your character's bust size issues yourselves as you see fit.

This is a Hak I'm liable to update from time to time as new and yet even sillier and more unusually strange outfits become available, assuming there's any continued interest. Any additions will continue to be made for both Human and Elf races. Other assorted improvements and modifications may also follow but nothing will be altered or renumbered in such a way as to cause retro-compatability problems.

That said, I imagine most of you will be using this in conjunction with other Clothing Haks and stuff and thus may require to renumber parts and change 2das yourselves. As with all other PHoD releases, do whatever you like with it...

(I work to my own ever more convoluted PHoD Master 2das for everything and, tied up amongst my rubbish is still a monstrously hybridized CEP 2.0 so I don't have the relevant 2das from the latest CEP to offer ready-made CEP-friendly 2das. Sorry about that).

And sorry, nothing whatever for men to wear. They'll just have to console themselves by ogling the screenshots some more. And, whilst I have nothing against transvestites (or men, per se), I shall become highly distressed if anyone beseeches me to convert these outfits for men. More distressed than if I'd just seen a Gubbage Nematode oozing out from under that bookshelf over there... actually, I think there IS a Gubbage Nematode... Gross. Kill it! Kill it!

Fifi has just reminded me of a final practical note; the weirdo "Fishnet" outfit was created to be black. It has a pattern which is created in the Toolset by making the two "Leather" channels black as normal and the two "Cloth" channels black using the Completely Black Flat Dead Black Black colour (you know, there's Black and there's White which are just flat colours that squash all detail). That's how you get the approved pattern. Of course, you can go ahead and try making it any colour you like, just be aware that it might look a bit odd...

As I say, I never intended putting this on the Vault... I don't mind being the "NWN Supreme Emperor of Undead Animals" but I had no particular ambition to open a NWN Ann Summers store and vend twisted fetish gear to Elven Princesses or any stuff like that... You made me do it! Yes, you know who you are! You only have yourselves to blame!

So, before you go out thumping seething swarms of Undead Nuclear Freak Monster Toads, spend a moment or two attiring yourself in the finest and most utterly, utterly loony and outrageously obvious comic-book, male fantasy, highly impractical, none-too-subtle, singularly extrovert Psycho Maniac Vixen from Mars kind've clothing NWN has yet witnessed...

PS:- Not suitable for Baboon-shaped Perverts... because Fifi doesn't like those.

PPS:- It wasn't a Gubbage Nematode at all, as it transpired. It was a piece of old string... but you can never be too careful...

PPPS:- Unless... it's a String Mimic! Aaaargh! Kill it! Kill it! Again!

PPPPS:- Fifi has just suggested in no uncertain terms that I shut up forthwith... and she's wielding a bullwhip in one hand and an El Freako Wombat in the other... and all I've got to defend myself is this pathetic, miserable, putrid little bit of string...